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From a post on 4chan:

The human genome is about 3,120,000,000 DNA base pairs long, so half of that is in each spermatozoa. That gives us 1,560,000,000 base pairs in a single sperm cell.

Each of those base pairs can be a A-T bond or a G-C bond, and can be aligned in either direction. That means…